The Cactusyata!

Sale price Price $ 79.95 Regular price

The summer 'yata's are here and they are fllled w/ NIPS OF BOOZY DELICIOUSNESS. We tried to include mescaline with this gorgeous Cactus, but the FDA blocked it, those dicks. Rock a CACTUSYATA! at your next SUMMER BEV UP and become an instant party hero! Want to customize the liquor? Click here for our Custom Order Form 
  • 15 Plastic 50ml Nips of Sweet Delicious Booze (assortment of Svedka Vodka, Fireball, Smirnoff Vodka, Evan Williams Bourbon, Jack Daniel's, Margaritaville Gold Tequila, Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila, Capt Morgan's Rum, and more!)
  • Super Strong Smashin' Stick and Blinding Blindfold
  • Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Twizzlers
  • Nipyata! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own in "Special instructions for seller" field on next page, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
  • NIPYATA! Stickers and Rules of the Game Packet
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
Maximum Capacity: 25 Nips
24"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)
Assembled in the beautiful USA. Ships via FedEx within 1 - 2 business day of order date. To meet delivery timelines, substitutions on liquor brand and flavor may be required. Email for expedited shipping requests.
For easiest delivery, ship to a business or a location where a person 21 yrs of age or older will be present to sign.