The Cactusyata! - NIPYATA!
The Cactusyata! - NIPYATA!
The Cactusyata! - NIPYATA!
The Cactusyata! - NIPYATA!

The Cactusyata!

Regular price $ 109.99 Sale price $ 94.99

A mix of straight vodka from Smirnoff, Deep Eddy, Svedka and SKYY
A mix of flavored vodkas from Smirnoff, Deep Eddy, Svedka and SKYY - lemon, orange, grapefruit, etc.
Assortment of dark and light rums from Bacardi, Capt. Morgan's and Black Roberts
A mix of Blanco and Gold from Margaritaville, Jose Cuervo and Dulce Vida 100% Agave Organic
An assortment of whiskeys from Jack Daniel's, Evan Williams and Jim Beam
Customized messages attached to the back of each mini bottle
Enter three phrases separated by semicolons. We'll put these on the backs of the 50ml bottles. Skip this and we'll include our standard NIPYATA! Fortunes. Some naughty, some nice!
Because we frickin' love our customers, we handwrite a note to that lucky devil NIPYATA! recipient. Enter it below:
Enter the date you need this delivered by. Leave blank, and it will leave our New Jersey facility within 1 - 2 business days of order date. For expedited shipping options, please email hola@nipyata.com after you submit the order.

Customizations Total: $ 0.00

The summer 'yata's are here and they are fllled w/ NIPS OF BOOZY DELICIOUSNESS. We tried to include mescaline with this gorgeous Cactus, but those jerks at the FDA blocked it. Rock a CACTUSYATA! at your next SUMMER BEV UP and become an instant party hero! Free Shipping Included.

Maximum Capacity: 25 Nips
24"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Includes:

  • Mini Plastic Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (a wide assortment of Dulce Vida Organic Tequila, Smirnoff Vodka, Deep Eddy Grapefruit Vodka, Jack Daniel's, Capt. Morgan, Bacardi, SKYY, Svedka, Fireball, Dulce Vida Tequila, Cuervo, Bailey's and more)
  • 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold for your convenience
  • Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
  • NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

Questions? We've got answers.

FAQ


When will my beautiful NIPYATA! arrive?

Please select your Deliver By Date when you place an order so that we can ensure this boozy beauty arrives in time for the debauchery. Items will leave our facility in NJ within 1 - 2 business days. Custom Orders and Booze Bouquets may take up to 14 business days to prepare. We also offer overnight, two-day and three day expedited delivery- please select your preference at checkout. 



Can I expedite my order?

Yes,  Email Us at hola@nipyata.com immediately after you place your order to request expedited shipping and we'll move your beautiful order right to the front of the line. (Additional fees may apply.)


Can I select a future delivery date?

For your convenience, you can now select the delivery date for your order to ensure it will arrive on or before a specific date.  Email Us at hola@nipyata.com after you submit your order with questions or to ensure your order can be delivered on time for the debauchery. 


What is your Return Policy?

We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee on all products sold at NIPYATA! - return any product for any reason, no questions asked within 30 days- simply email us at hola@nipyata.com to initiate the return for a full refund. Outside of 30 days? No worries, we'll hook you up with store credit.  Email Us to initiate the return.


How does delivery work?

You'll receive a tracking number when your order ships and you'll need someone 21+ to sign for delivery. If nobody is home, the carrier will hold the package at its local facility and re-attempt delivery three times before returning the shipment to us. For best results, have your NIPYATA! delivered to a business address. 


What is NIPYATA!?

We are a booze-centric personalized gifting service company focused on creating products that elevate the party experience.  Bring a  NIPYATA!  to your event and watch the excitement unfold!


What is a Nip?

A 50ml plastic bottle of spirits. Our founding team grew up in the Northeast where we call them 'nips' - you may call them other names such as 'airplane bottles'  'smugglers' 'minis' 'shots' or 'shooters.' However you like to call them, we think they're awesome. And should be consumed at all times.


What is a NIPYATA!?

An adult strength piñata filled with nips (50ml mini plastic bottles of liquor), NIPYATA! Fortunes (customized messages attached to each nip), and candy chasers.  We pre-load the NIPYATA! and deliver it to your door.  They can be reopened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contraband to the NIPYATA! These are super convenient, creative, personalized, boozy, fun, therapeutic, provocative and have been known to bring good luck.  You may have the best night of your life.


Are NIPYATAS dangerous? What's inside?

That's two questions.  Dangerous?  Hell yes they are dangerous.  Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially NIPYATAS. To minimize the danger we only use  plastic bottles of your favorite liquors.  Chase the nips with the enclosed candy.  Read your NIPYATA! Fortunes.  Get lucky.


Can I select which types of booze come in my NIPYATA?

Yes of course! Have it your way! Customize the booze to your needs - all of our products are now fully customizable!  Order One Today  We can include any brand or flavor that is available in 50ml Plastic Mini Bottles.

 

What are NIPYATA! Fortunes?

Our take on Chinese fortune cookie fortunes, these are personalized messages attached to the back of each bottle.   Example:  "Happy 21st Jenna! Don't black out too hard tonight!"

 

What types of events are ideal for a NIPYATA!?

Great question.  Parties and holidays are a good start; New Year's, St. Paddy's Day, Cinco de Mayo, July 4th, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah, Christmas,  birthdays, tailgates,  bachelor(ette) parties, engagement parties, wedding receptions, graduations, housewarmings, Divorce Parites - any occasion really; a NIPYATA! will help amplify any gathering.  Even a quiet night at home with your significant other is a surprisingly perfect occasion to string up a NIPYATA! and get nuts.  Try it and see what we're talking about.

 

What states do you ship to?

Unfortunately, we cannot ship orders containing alcohol to the following states:  AK, AL, AR, HI, ND, OK, PA, SD and UT. Orders placed for delivery to any of those states will be canceled and the payment will be refunded.  For best results, ship your NIPYATA! to a Business Address.  If you ship it to your home, and nobody 21+ is present to sign, it will be returned to sender.   Then your party will stink.

 

Can you make me a custom NIPYATA!?

Hell, yes. These take a little longer (usually 10 - 14 days to complete production), but are well worth the wait when you see your guests go bonkers! Email custom@nipyata.com and we'll provide you a price quote based on your specifications. We will also send you a proof for you to approve before we begin work on it. Or, if you're on a tight timeline, click  here to create your masterpiece.

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