How it works

"The Most Entertaining Gift I've Ever Received."

Customize the number of nips (mini-bottles), types of booze, NIPYATA! Fortunes, hand written note card and more!

Step 1: Pick the NIPYATA! shape you like best.

The Stay Classy Burrito Donkey is our flagship product. And it frickin' rocks. Each shape can hold anywhere from 10 - 35 nips!

Step 2: Pick Your Favorite Liquors

Select the quantity of nips and the types of liquor you'd like us to include inside your NIPYATA! - All bottles are made of plastic for your safety! They will not keep you safe from your tipsy friend with the Smashin' Stick.


Step 3: Personalize your NIPYATA! Fortunes

These are fortune cookie inspired labels attached to each nip. Create your own fun, naughty messages!

"Happy 21st Birthday Sarah!" or "Have fun blacking out tonight!" are nice examples.


Step 4: Select a "Deliver By Date" and then submit your order.

Please email us at if you'd like an expedited delivery.


Step 5: Get buck wild.