How It Works

"The Most Entertaining Gift I've Ever Received."

With our Custom NIPYATA! Order Form you can build your own NIPYATA! - customize the shape, booze, messages, hand written note card and more!

Step 1: Pick the NIPYATA! shape you like best. The Stay Classy Burrito Donkey is our flagship product. And it frickin' rocks. Each shape can hold anywhere from 10 - 50 nips!

Step 2: Pick Your Poison - select the types of liquor you'd like us to include inside your NIPYATA! - All bottles are made of plastic for your safety! They will not keep you safe from your tipsy friend with the Smashin' Stick.

NIPYATA! Nip Selection

Step 3: Personalize your NIPYATA! Fortunes - These are fortune cookie inspired labels attached to each nip. Use the "Special Instructions for Seller" field during checkout to enter your personalized messages. They're rad and raunchy.

Nipyata! Fortunes

 "Happy 21st Birthday Danny!" or "Get smashed on your big day!" are nice examples.

Step 4: Select a "Deliver By Date" and then submit your order. Please email us at if you'd like an expedited delivery. 

Step 5: Get buck wild.