The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Stay Classy Burrito! - NIPYATA!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!

The Merry Classy Burrito!

Regular price $ 129.99 Sale price $ 69.99
-472 in stock

A mix of straight vodka from Smirnoff, Deep Eddy, Svedka and SKYY
A mix of flavored vodkas from Smirnoff, Deep Eddy, Svedka and SKYY - lemon, orange, grapefruit, etc.
Assortment of dark and light rums from Bacardi, Capt. Morgan's and Black Roberts
A mix of Blanco and Gold from Margaritaville, Jose Cuervo and Dulce Vida 100% Agave Organic
An assortment of whiskeys from Jack Daniel's, Evan Williams and Jim Beam
Customized messages attached to the back of each mini bottle
Enter three phrases separated by semicolons. We'll put these on the backs of the 50ml bottles. Skip this and we'll include our standard NIPYATA! Fortunes. Some naughty, some nice!
Because we frickin' love our customers, we handwrite a note to that lucky devil NIPYATA! recipient. Enter it below:
Enter the date you need this delivered by. Leave blank, and it will leave our New Jersey facility within 1 - 2 business days of order date. For expedited shipping options, please email hola@nipyata.com after you submit the order.
Prices will be hidden on the receipt.

Customizations Total: $ 0.00

The Merry Classy Burrito NIPYATA! is a fan favorite for the boozy Holiday Season and comes strapped with an adorable Santa Hat on his perfectly shaped party dome. He's classy. He's merry. He's filled with booze. Perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard at saucy Holiday Shindigs. Free ground shipping included. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.


- 24"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)
- Assembled in the beautiful USA!

Includes:

  • Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (An assortment of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, Jack Daniel's, Deep Eddy Vodka, Smirnoff Vodka, Jose Cuervo Silver, Jose Cuervo Gold, Captain Morgan's Rum, Bacardi Rum, Margaritaville Tequila, and more
  • 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold for your convenience
  • Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops (20 - 25 packs)
  • NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. 


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