Dear Nipyata Staff:
It's hard to convey in words how much my friends and I enjoyed the experience: from drunkenly waving around a stick, violently tearing open the belly of the piñata, and then giggling with glee as it erupted and rained Fireball--like manna from heaven--onto a group of fairly intoxicated merry-makers.
Fortunately, this allowed us to go from "fairly" intoxicated to "yes, definitely" intoxicated, which was, of course, the goal of the event.
I can't say for sure--I may have blacked out--but it's possible that several children were conceived as a result of your product. If I do become a new father as a result of this, rest assured that, boy or girl, my child will be named Nipyata (probably "Nippy" for short).