How NOT to break the news to Grandma that you're slinging nips for a living.
Little did I know that this was the year I would break my poor grandmother's heart at the Thanksgiving dinner table. The afternoon was going along swell- football on TV,...Read more
Is Halloween the Greatest Holiday Ever?
As I sit here in recovery mode from yet another wild Halloween, I can confidently say that it's the greatest holiday ever invented. If I had one word to describe...Read more
What happens when you take a NIPYATA! to an Amsterdam Hash Bar?
The NIPYATA! Tours an Amsterdam Coffee Shop (Where they don't sell coffee) Holland: the land known for tulips, wooden shoes, cheese, and of course, sex workers and marijuana. Amsterdam in...Read more
What happens when my parents get addicted to NIPYATA! Adult Piñatas Gone Wild
After graduation, like so many of my young, ambitious peers, I moved back in with my parents. It's just like high school except I'm now in the cold, dusty basement...Read more
Guest Blog Post From a Rad Real Professional Blogger (big time) - She loved her NIPYATA!
When I learned that I was going to be getting a NIPYATA! in the mail, I couldn’t have been more excited. This is how excited I was. I was getting...Read more
When is it a good time to tell your wife you're storing 500 piñatas in your basement?
Last night I was at home sitting around the dinner table casually reflecting on the day while sipping on some delicious nips of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey when my wife storms...Read more
The Review of All Reviews
Dear Nipyata Staff: Thank you very much for recently supplying me with a donkey-shaped piñata stuffed with Fireball nips. It's hard to convey in words how much my friends and...Read more