When is it a good time to tell your wife you're storing 500 piñatas in your basement?
Last night I was at home sitting around the dinner table casually reflecting on the day while sipping on some delicious nips of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey when my wife storms...Read more
The Review of All Reviews
Dear Nipyata Staff: Thank you very much for recently supplying me with a donkey-shaped piñata stuffed with Fireball nips. It's hard to convey in words how much my friends and...Read more
What We Are Wearing: NIPYATA!'s New Psychedelics Line
NIPYATA!'s new Psychedelics line is designed strictly for style aficionados, up and coming fashion icons, and casual (and regular) users of mind-altering substances. Brimming with gusto and bravado, you will hit...Read more
A Graduation Gift That Changed a Young Grad's Fortune
Lizzie wasn't your average college senior. But she also wasn't anything spectacular. Solid grades, a cute smile and plenty of friends - but, like many college students her age, she...Read more
“She Put the Piñata on a Pedestal”
She got a Nipyata for her party, and as she strung it up, the mystique hung heavy in the hot summer air. The guests, intrigued at the sight, whispered quietly...Read more
Is a $400 Booze Pinata from NIPYATA! the Lit Christmas Gift of 2016?
NIPYATA! just released their most luxurious product yet- a 40" tall Stack of Presents Pinata with 100 Nips inside! For a mere $399.99 this beauty can be yours. Here are...Read more
Here, Hold My Beer: Nipyata's Guide to Handling the Holiday Season Like a Pro
Holla holla daze, y'all! This holiday season, everyone's stressed. AF. But you don't have to be. The lifestyle experts on Nipyata!'s Wellness Team have devised a program to get you through this holiday...Read more
Talkin' shop with Applied Mechanics trade journal
Our chief design engineer sat down for a one-on-one with the trade journal “Applied Mechanics” and became increasingly agitated with the questions. Partial transcript of the interview follows. .................................................................... Applied...Read more